Jan
08

Blowjobs Save Marriges

posted by Dick Masterson in I Get Dick

My husband and I have a very happy, solid marriage and our sex life is fantastic. Obviously from the looks of my blog, we don’t have a problem stumbling and exchanging porn with each other. My husband and I don’t understand why couples aren’t more like us. Open, honest and accepting of each other completely. We both think that one of the main reasons for high divorce rates is because most woman become instant prudes once that ring is on her finger. She evolves into a nagging bitch making it her duty to change HER man. For many wives their appearance and desire for sex goes down hill over the years. When a husbands need for sex becomes annoying to his wife the rejection gets to be too much and he simply stops trying. What really gets me is these very woman will bitch about how their husbands don’t listen to their needs and they no longer have sex. Talk about mixed messages!

No wonder husbands are forced to hide their porn and masturbate in secret.

Attention ladies or as Dick Masterson refers them “Shitty Wife”….a man needs to feel love and appreciated just as much as you do! It isn’t all about you all of the time. Your nagging is negative energy and the surest way to turn him off and give up trying. Have you ever looked at yourself as a contributer of the the problem AND the solution? Are you depressed, feel stressed and overall unhappy? Well, why haven’t you gone to the doctor for a check up check for diabetes, thyroid and hormone levels and talk to your doctor about an antidepressant. There is simply no excuse to give up on your sex life. You might as well be giving up on your marriage. There are many solutions where you can be the first to make a choice to save your marriage. There are drugs for depression and anxiety, individual therapy and support groups. And as a couple there’s marriage counseling and sex therapists. If you are post-menopausal there are drugs and creams out there to help your low libido and vaginal dryness. There’s also silicone and water based lubrication. My favorite is Uro’ a silicon product that’s real silky and a little goes a long way. If you are wearing a condom use water based lubrication.

For immediate antidepressant, energy boosting, instant closeness is to get some exercise and have sex! A happy sexually fulfilled man is relaxed enough to listen to your needs and help find a way to make you happy which in turn makes you secure. A sense of security elevates anxiety, depression and tension. Sex instantly elevates all that by flooding your body with oxytocin (your bodies natural high and pain reliever). If you don’t like to have sex once a week and you are tired of begging your man to get off the computer and come to bed, get off your fat ass and give him a blow-job while he is looking at porn! It’s been my experience that giving a blow-job, boob-job, or hand job can be quite the turn on and lead to intercourse. Your husband needs to feel needed too! Any kind of sexual contact brings him a sense of closeness, security and a reason to come home to you. Isn’t that what you’ve been nagging him for all along?

Ladies, it really breaks my heart to receive letters from men living in a sexless marriage that has evolved into “just hold me and let’s cuddle”. Sex is your security, the glue in a marriage and the closest connection a couple can make. Your nagging is the fastest way to drive your lover away!

So I say to all of you prudish uptight women with grouchy husbands that “don’t do shit around the house”….

IF you are too stressed out to put out and you aren’t into sucking your man’s cock I highly recommend you give it a try because most men ejaculate quickly with some assistance. You have choices, give in OR let him jerk off! So tell me, what exactly is the harm in letting your husband surf porn uninterrupted? For crying out loud, he is pestering you for sex because he is being tortured by you! He’s got blue balls because he’s “saving” himself for when YOU are ready? So when’s that going to be, a week or more? Break the vicious cycle, get real and allow intimacy back into your marriage. Remember how loved, happy, connected and appreciated you both felt when you were dating and first married? Men and women who regularly masturbate AND have sex tend to be more productive, happier and eager to cum home to spend quality time with the family! Do you still feel offend by this and my StumbleUpon.com blog? Before you write me a negative review and hit that stumble button read the last two lines again. By the way, kids sense unhappiness and impending divorce before you even realize the emotional damage has been done to them. So do yourself a favor, end the vicious cycle, save your marriage now and take the sexless marriage quiz.

Sincerely, http://mewdy.stumbleupon.com/


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