Thank God, someone finally came out and said it!

Most women are ridiculously stupid, lazy, or otherwise ineffective at life. I took pride being raised by two awesome parents and spending a lot of time with my dad in the classic “tom boy” type thing. Having no patience for the damn drama of being friends with girls, I gravitated towards hanging with some very cool dudes, especially in college.

Now here is the difference ladies: when I say I am, “one of the guys,” I don’t sleep with the guys. I hate those fricken’ sluts who rave about their guyish traits, (burping and farting don’t cut it sweety), but then totally get down and busy with the “guys” after all is said and done. Guess what honey, the guys don’t bone each other…unless it’s a Schlept’s Dude’s Night Out! in which case, a mouth is a mouth.

So please ladies, don’t be offended by Dick, though he comes off in a Dickish way to you, he is actually hilariously spilling truth all over you! Lighten up and get over yourselves!!

Go Dick!

-Catalina

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