Women suck.

Feminism is complete bullshit. It’s run by women, for God’s sake. For something that has had over a hundred years to mature, it’s still incredibly stupid. Think about it ladies, men are fully mature by the time they are in their 20’s. A hundred years and this women’s movement hasn’t done a bit of maturing, or changing.

And there is no glass ceiling. Why? Because the ceiling is made of steel. Steel comprised of womankind’s stupidity, cattiness, and general inferiority compared to men. Men, as a whole, move up the corporate ladder faster, earn more money, and become successful sooner than women do. Well, as much as woman can “succeed”.

The reason for this is because women are stupid.

A woman’s place is in the home. Plain and simple. As a woman myself, I can say with complete honesty that I would fail miserably in the workplace. I cannot think logically, I cannot do math, I cannot speak to anyone ever without including the words “um”, “like”, “need”, or “feel”.

This rule of emotional-filled speaking applies to all women. I have yet to meet a female who can argue rationally and carry her own weight in the workplace.

Take the military for example: while the men are out doing general manly things like killing and house-raids, women are…wait, where are they? They’re out at a luxury base in Kuwait complaining about their hair falling out.

Woman should not be allowed in the military, much less the infantry. The United States would fall into a massive vagina-shaped hole which it would never escape from. There’s a reason the United States Military is the most superior fighting force on this planet: MEN.

Along with this, woman should not only be banned from the military, but from any job that requires any physical skill whatsoever. Women are clumsy, have no sense of direction, and no physical strength. Why do you think there are so few women firefighters? Because women couldn’t carry more than 40 pounds without collapsing. What good would that do in an inferno?

Women should not be police officers, soldiers, firefighters, or construction workers. The most constructive thing a woman can do is to go get the dishes done.

What are you waiting for? Those dishes aren’t going to do themselves.

Oh, and while you’re on your way to the sink, make sure you find the nearest man and bask in his superiority.

-Sarah

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